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This Week’s 20 Best Jokes about CNBC Mad Money’s Host Jim Cramer on WallStreetBets

When the retail investors on the popular meme stock subreddit aren’t bashing hedgies or raking in tendies, they’re ripping Jim Cramer a new one

Source: CNBC.com via Wikipedia

On his CNBC stock market investment show Mad Money, former hedge fund manager Jim Cramer advises investors to steer clear of meme stocks. That doesn’t sit well with the “apes” at WallStreetBets who have been championing heavily shorted memes like GameStop (GME) and movie theater chain AMC Entertainment (AMC), giving hedge funds a run for their money, literally. It’s popular among WSB users to make jokes at Cramer’s expense on a regular basis. Here are 20 of this week's best.

1 - Jim Cramer cleans his earbuds with his tongue.

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2 - Jim Cramer asks for his salad prepared as “well done.”

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3 - Jim Cramer dries his car with toilet paper.

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4 - Jim Cramer is the kind of guy who would take your mother out for a nice dinner, and then NEVER call her again!

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5 - Jim Cramer has a kitten phobia

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6 - Jim Cramer eats Cheerios with pickle juice

Photo by Denise Shelton

7 - Jim Cramer wipes back to front.

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8 - Jim Cramer likes when his toast falls butter side down.

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9 - Jim Cramer wears Crocs during sex.

Source: Josie Lavigne on Twitter

10 - Jim Cramer wears plaid with stripes.

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11 - Jim Cramer starts small talk at the urinal.

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12 - Jim Cramer’s favorite muppet is Beauregard.

Source: muppetfandom.com

13 - Jim Cramer gives out raisins at Halloween.

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14 - Jim Cramer only eats the heads of animal crackers.

Source: runningwithspoons.com

15 - Jim Cramer says, "M'Lady" when he opens the door for a woman.

Source: theartofmanliness.com

16- Jim Cramer wears crew socks with Birkenstocks.

Source: whowhatwear.com

17- Jim Cramer wears an undershirt.

Source: thread.com

18 - Jim Cramer has eye-lashes on his convertible VW beetle.

Source: Amazon.com

19 - Jim Cramer likes wet socks.

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20 - Jim Cramer pretends to pass out at parties hoping someone will draw dicks on his face.

Photo by Joyce Romero on Unsplash

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