One thing I’ve learned that’s become more obvious as I’ve aged is that not every one navigates the world in the same way I do. I never got into Twitter much because I saw it as a fad that would eventually burn itself out. (I’m still waiting.) I avoid Tik-Tok because I don’t believe in helping China mess with my head and my personal info. For other people, these platforms are like mother’s milk.

Years ago, I used to devour People magazine and watch Entertainment Tonight every evening. I got over it. Now I don’t even know who most of the people featured are. So, if you’re not into Twitter, you need only wait until the NBT rocks our world, and then you can be not into that and feel superior, just like me. And, you’re right, Alison. Nobody cares.