I wrote two half-assed entries, Paul, just to test the system. If I win we know it was Fleurette’s doing. You’re welcome.

But seriously folks, the reason I’m on Medium is that I can earn money writing what I want. I’d do better financially writing blog posts about things that don’t interest me. Why would I do that here?

Medium’s copying Vocal’s big thing, prompt contests, is disturbing. “Write an essay about your most embarrassing spelling error.” “Write a poem that includes the word ‘constipated’.” “Write a short story featuring your real name, birthdate, and Social Security number.” What for? The remote possibility that it will tick the right boxes and win you a kewpie doll?

Because, let’s face it, to people like those who run this platform, $60,000 is a kewpie doll. It’s chump change: the swells throwing pennies and watching the peasants scramble.

Don’t get me wrong. I love writing on Medium. It’s been well worth the subscription price. It’s helping me “find my voice", raise my profile, and connect with amazing people. It’s also given me lots of valuable instruction and information. I’ll enjoy it while it lasts.