I learned my lesson on Vocal, J.J. Countless hours wasted trying to win something, anything in one of their challenges. Homey don’t play that game no more. So while you’re all beating your brains out trying to write four winning essays about topics you probably couldn’t give two hoots and a holler about, when your time would be better spent playing video poker, I will be diligently working away on stories that interest me. I’m not saying I won’t enter. If something I write ends up being applicable, I certainly will. And then I’ll go out and buy a lotto ticket. I’ll probably have a better chance winning something with that.