Emily Litella: What’s all this I hear about Lisa Loomer? She’s that nice girl who dated Todd on Saturday Night Live. Why would anyone say bad things about her? She wouldn’t even put out.

Weekend Update Anchor: That was Lisa Loopner.

Emily: That’s right, Laura Loomer.

Anchor: (louder) No, Emily. Lisa, LISA Loopner. LOOPNER, not Loomer.

Emily: Oh…Never mind.