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A twisted tune for your caroling pleasure turns Christmas cheer on its ear

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Have Yourself a Crappy Little Christmas

Have yourself a crappy little Christmas
Let your heart sink low
From now on
Disgruntled is the way to go

Have yourself a crappy little Christmas
Make the Yule-tide blue
From now on
Your family will be miles from you

Here we are as we were last year
With more woe and fear in store
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Can’t get near to us once more

Through the years
We’re suffering together
We’re all bummed and how
One more rocky year prepares to take its bow

So have yourself a crappy little Christmas now.

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