10 Things I Love About You

1. You never whine
2. You’ve had your share of trauma but you don’t exploit it for clicks
3. You can laugh at yourself
4. You don’t suffer fools, you kick ‘em to the curb
5. You don’t label yourself and wave it like an American flag at an insurrection
6. You don’t use your time living in the US to make broad, unflattering generalizations about Americans
7. Your intelligent, insightful, witty writing puts 99.9% of us on Medium to shame
8. There’s nobody I’d trust more to have my back in a dicey situation
9. Your voice, accent, and colloquialisms
10. You inspire me to be a better badass

The One Thing I Hate About You
1. You live too damn far away